Do you have a motto or favorite quote?

Not really, more a collection of quotes and saying depending on my mood and circumstances.

"Be careful, the monkeys are listening."
"It spoke to the schizophrenic in me. Both of them."
"I'm a leaf on the wind..."
"Incest. The game for all the family."
"Buggerit. Millennium hand and shrimp."
"More tea Vicar?"
"Beware my squirrelly wrath!"
"Bad things happen to good people to teach them a lesson for being so smug all the damn time."
"Truth is beauty and beauty is truth. Except at the plastic surgeons office."
"Once upon a time, there was a princess who did anal... the end."

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