Thursday 31 March 2011

Monday 28 March 2011

What's more important - who you know or what you know?

Who you are. Anyone can learn something, but who you truly are will always make you unique.

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Think of one major thing you have always wanted. Well guess what? Your best friend just got it. What do you do?

Get really pally with my friend and as her if I can borrow whatever it is, or at least share it with her for a night. :)

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You have 20 hours to get to the other side of the planet. How do you do it?

20 hours? Why do we need that long when I have this handy site-to-site transporter?

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Do you have a favourite or exceptional joke stuffed away in your brainpan? Would you like to share it with us?

A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Taking a seat he pulls a little ten-inch man out of his pocket along with a small piano. Confused the barman asks him why he's so sad.

"Bloody deaf genie, I didn't say I wanted a ten-inch pianist..."

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Most of you know I have an android body as well as my combat unit. For those that have not met me yet; what do you think I chose my android body to look like? For those that have; how do you think I should have looked?

A female body with a cute face and a large capacity for alcohol is always a laugh. :D

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Saturday 26 March 2011

if you were endowed with all of the powers of Zeus, what would you do?

I'd set up my own country in the Middle East and call it something like Dankhaq. After that I'd order all the sexy men and women to my palace to tend to my every desire, or else!

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You know, I made these glasses and the belt that goes with them myself, well, kinda, drew em and beat this guy up until he made them for me, IT COUNTS, so do you have anything that's so completely you, so unique that anybody else who does it is a biter?

I write, so I have a whole load of stories which are all my own. Most of them perverted beyond belief, but they're still mine. :D

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So I recently picked up a pair of nun-chucks and realized a lot of my striking technique is actually Nun-chuck movements. Ever suddenly find something you didn't know you were perfect at or born to do?

Yeap, I exceptionally good at <CENSORED><CENSORED> with a banana.

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Checking in; how was your week? Do you have plans for the weekend?

Started out bad, got better, ended great. Going to be seeing what I hope to be a new girlfriend today so wish me luck. :)

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Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not?

Yes, in a way, but it's a complicated way. :)

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Thursday 10 March 2011

(I'm under a tsunami warning and the sirens are supposed to go off in a few. For those who have my number, I've got my phone on me and fully charged. Wish us luck!)

Good luck with the looting! >D

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If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?

I wanna be a futa! >D

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What do you think of Charlie Sheen?

There's a guy who knows that having money means having fun. :)

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If you had to pick an animated .gif to summarize you, what would it be? Just copy and paste a link.

http://www.michaelhighland.com/gifcrash/lesbian.gif

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I like mixing in maraschino cherries with my cream soda, an odd concoction unless you've had it. What 'weird' things do you mix together?

I like to add raspberry trifle to my... no wait, I can't say that here. XD

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Who is your favorite character from the Spongebob Squarepants cartoon?

Gary

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It's that time of year where flowers are blooming and bees are buzzing, how will you spend your spring break if you get one?

Don't get one. Too busy scraping money together for my rent. :(

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Is there any story or movie that scared you as a child? I was terrified of Chuckie.

The scene in Bambi where the mother is killed really did a number on me. Then again I was very young at the time.

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How do you feel about ex husband Brickbreaker and his night of sleazy motel sex?

You say that as though there's something wrong with sleazy motel sex. >D

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Love is all that matters.

Are we talking 'holding hands in public' love or 'Oh My God! I'm not going to be able to walk for weeks after that!' love?

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You have sixty seconds to get out before They break down the door and drag you away. What do you grab to help you in your escape/to save for sentimental reasons/to use as a weapon?

You have sixty seconds to get out before They break down the door and drag you away. What do you grab to help you in your escape/to save for sentimental reasons/to use as a weapon?

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Through PPD scanners comes across a clear message; the heroes known as Aglow and Brickbreaker are wanted for trespassing upon private property and resisting arrest. Threat: high, arrest on sight.

Rush to the scene. With all those pigs around there's bound to be room for a little random pork farming. If I happen to run into the fugitives perhaps we could help each other out a little.

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If you could teleport to any place right now, where would you go?

A galaxy far, far away... then I could seduce Jaina Solo and show the Sword of the Jedi exactly what she should be putting in her sheath. XD

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Saturday 5 March 2011

To the ladies (but maybe also some men I guess): Do you ever actually use q-tips to help put on makeup or do you just use them to clean your ears like everyone else?

I use q-tips (cotton buds?) to help with my eyeliner and lipstick, giving them a softened edge which I prefer to the sharp lines which some makeups can give.

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What's your favorite Sci-Fi movie?

Right now Inception, but ask me again in five minutes and I'll probably give you a different answer. :P

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Brickbreaker needs your help, please. His son Jax was kidnapped as we answered a call to disable warheads. There aren't many leads right now but the last time he was seen was in King's Row.

Did you manage to disable my... I mean 'the' warheads?

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What age were you when you got your first proper bra and can you remember what size it was?

Nine, I think, but all I can remember about the size was that it was an AA cup. My breasts blossomed to their current 34B/C when I was fourteen.

(Because my breasts swell slightly throughout the month and they're just on the cusp of cup sizes I have to wear two different cup sizes, although usually I don't bother.)

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What was the first movie you ever saw in theater?

Bambi.

The scene where the momma dear gets shot has left me emotionally scarred for life!

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