If you were stuck in an enemy compound with a pen, a spare set of shoes and a nuclear warhead, how would you make your escape?
Chat up the guards, steal their uniforms and weapons while they was asleep and walk out the front door.
I'd leave them my telephone number with the pen if I'd had a good time, along with a warning that I'd set the warhead to go off with enough time for me to reach a safe distance. That should keep them busy enough not to be able to follow me.
They can have the shoes. Wouldn't want them trying to outrun a nuclear blast while completely naked. :D
