Wednesday 13 July 2011

any sugestions on how to deal with a unruly nun?

Ask her about masturbation. That normally does the trick.

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large brests( jiggly) perky brests or small cupcake brests?

Anything more than a handful is a bit of a waste, but something which doesn't have a pleasant jiggle to them isn't worth my time either.

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budgie? squirrel? kittycat? fly? chihuahua? worm? general fish? you with chicken wings? ape? bar of doap? pink bear? or pedo bear? human? turkish dwarven-mouse? or a talking flower in a pot?

Chloe? :D

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hearty and tasty for breakfast, or rather the sweet tooth that time?

Sausage sandwiches usually do me proud in the morning.

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a sterling silver statue for decoration, shaped originally of your nethers and/or breasts? yay or nay?

Nay. Why bother wasting the silver when I can just put the originals on display?

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do you have a plae where the sun never shines?

To kitchen cupboard? :?

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it has happened, lovely, it has...the company is now on formspring, too bad for you <x3

Yeap, bloody awful for me. I'm off to stick my head somewhere safe to cry myself to sleep. Between Chloe's legs should do fine. >D

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I just finished with some specialized "judgement" training - so now I'm even more awesome. But I noticed that most the villains I fight have also had the same training. Is this some new arms race? When will it end? Who will win?

Foolish young one. Haven't you learnt that only the people getting paid to give the training are the ones who'll win out at the end of the day?

Speaking of which, would you be interested in buying some new weapons and equipment at very reasonable prices? If not I know some very financially secured villains who would be interested. >D

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WYVERN has been FUNDING the 5th COLUMN's fight against the COUNCIL. After their recent COMEBACK, the Manticore-funded VIGILANTE GROUP has been PROVIDING WEAPONS to bank on the war. Justice is not their concern. Only the bottom line is. Don't be fooled.

Bastards! I've warned them before about horning in on my gun-running business!

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I have to admit I was far from expecting such a warm welcome.

Flamethrowers in the porch always give a pleasantly warm reception. :D

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what face is the best for you to see as the ifrst thing when waking up in the morning?

Chloe's, especially when she's wearing a ball gag. >D

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how did you spend your day so far until now?

Work, work, work, played some video games, work, work, sleep.

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the last thing you did which you're sure of that you shouldn't have done it?

Spent the last week in bed, barely getting up to go to work before crawling back under the covers again.

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ANDROGYNE has been working with VANGUARD HELM to offer a place for PAUL OOSHUN's former minions. Don't be fooled by faux-altruism, it is raising its OWN ARMY. Vanguard is foolishly helping plot their own downfall. Hope they like radiation. DBF.

"Foolishly helping plot their own downfall"? You mean you haven't realised that Vanguard have sold out to Androgyne in order to take their place in the new world order?

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okay... if a cop asks you if you have seen a plane on a unconventional place while one is unhiddenly standing right behind you, what do you answer? o,o

"Nope Officer, haven't seen a thing. Lying? Me? Does that mean you're gonna use your handcuffs on me now?"

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oka, when was the last time YOU wanted to do something totally new and awesome but jsut didn't get your ass off from the couch?

Spent most of the last week vegetating in bed. Does that count?

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do you have someone you can kick in the butt to go to get you some chips and chicken when you feel like it?

Yeap. :D

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Princess Peach as employee of yours, yay or nay?

Sure, just as long as she keeps the kinky bondage games with Bowser to out of office hours.

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ever woken up with a rollerpen in your throat and you know you have been very drunken the last night?

Not a rollerpen, but a few other things have been found in various bodily cavities after a good night out. :)

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are andriods really the better cooks?

Only when it comes to baking. Precise measurements and exact standards are fine when baking a cake, but for other cookery you need a little creative flair which robots just haven't been able to master. Yet.

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what if i would lay naked on the floor next to your bed one morning, asleep?^^

I'll fetch the rope. >D

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I go away for a few... forever, and we've got a WYR Wednesday thing? Would you rather a) be male, b) be female, c) be Ani. EXPLAIN YOURSELVES AND SHOW YOUR WORK.

I'm already female but wouldn't mind being male for a day or so just to see what it's like.

Especially if that day or so was spent with my girlfriend. >D

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Wednesday 6 July 2011

what if you woke up tied and gagged?

No, but have passed out while tied and gagged, but that's another story.

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Have you seen Black Books? British tv sitcom?

Yeap, great series. In this weather I'm worried I'll develop Dave's Syndrome. XD

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Have you been to anime or comic book convention?

Been to a few small comic book conventions, but only local shows, nothing spectacular.

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Do you carry a sex toy with you when you go out(hands don't count)

Does a girlfriend count? :P

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Should I matrubate at work today?

Yes, as long as you do it while sitting on the boss's desk. >D

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Have you gone out on your dail6 routine while having a butt plug in you?

No, but have done with a dildo in.

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Coloring my hair platinum with burgundy and black tips. So platinum for most, blending to red, then to black. What do to think

Sounds cool, although I'd have it platinum to black to red instead.

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Are you ticklish?

Not much, although I do get aroused easily.

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ever flashed in public?

You really need at ask me that? ;)

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Have you ever gotten your hand so wet from playing with yourself you could not use a keyboard.

Umm... yes, but I wasn't planning on using a keyboard at the time anyway so it wasn't a problem.

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have you ever hurted someone badly, physically?

Yes, I broke a homophobic guy's arm once when he attacked me and my ex for kissing in the street.

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Has anyone have put there hand down your pants by mistake, but it was a nice surprise?

Never by mistake, but a few times 'by mistake'.

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Have you a sex toy stuck in you and it took a while to get out?

Yes, although it was a great toy so I wasn't in a hurry. :)

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Do you shave, wax or go all natural ( pubic hair) , and your preference on a partner female/male.

I prefer shaved, since I enjoy oral sex and the pubes can really get in the way.

If you can find someone willing to shave you then it's even better. :D

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Do you like my avatar I'm also wearing pink panties now.

Very nice, but got anything in a light blue at all?

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a kind of quality you would wish to have?

Dedication. I've got so many projects which are left unfinished, for once I'd like to be dedicated enough to actually see something through to the end.

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you wake up and the room is full of naked, laying and sleeping clones of you and you dunno where the hell they all come from. your reaction?

"Hmm... which one do I rape first..?"

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a lightly undercooled, blueish skin tone at a person, rather enticing or unpleasant looking?

Kinda cool, as long sa they're still warm to the touch. I much prefer partners whose skin's slightly warmer than my own.

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cold coffee?

Not too fond of warm coffee, so I'll say no to that one.

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a marvel fan?

More of a DC Girl. :)

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you wake up and the room is full of naked, laying and sleeping clones of you and you dunno where the hell they all come from. your reaction?

"Damn, that must have been one great night. I wonder when the other'll wake up so we can do it again?"

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Have you used a suction cup on your partner or yourself, like nipple or clit pump?

Yeap, several times.

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Spank me with chop sticks?

They don't work very well. Not long enough to get a good swing and impact. How about drumsticks instead?

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really sex including guro, yay or nay?

Nay. Anything which leaves permanent injury is out for me.

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are you sadistic?

Not really. I'm far more into exerting control over people rather than causing them harm.

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Have you ever had a strong urge to burn someone, like with fire.

yeap, although in the end I settled for acid instead. Well, fantasising about it at least. >D

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what do you think how many of the Yaoi-fangirls, those typical ones, have ever seen a real gay porn?

A bet question would be how many of them have been in the same room as two guys going at it together in the flesh. >D

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do you think making a second formspring account for ALAS, my company of OC's is a good idea?

No. Keeping up to date with the questions from one account's bad enough for me. XD

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Sunday 3 July 2011

a sexual version of pokemon, with naughty and just as willing supernatural, evolving, fighting various kinds of fems to catch, train, maybe breed and do something else with...yay or nay

Yay, sounds like fun. :D

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a pc- or console game you don't have yet but really want to play someday, no matter of it's still coming out out for a few years already?

Arkham City

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your bad sides?

Vicious, moody, manipulative, spoilt, self-centred, vindictive... you get the picture.

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any country which you'd prefer to live in than your own?

I'd like to live on the Bahamas. Nice weather (usually) and seem to be nice people too. :)

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any dramatic or semi-dramatic health problems you got?

Yes.

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have oyu eer woken up while a dog was lapping on your lowers?

Yes.

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if you could choose how your life would end someday, how would it end?

In a blaze of glory.

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Have you've woken up while a dog was licking you? what was your reaction?

Yes, and "Eugh, get away!"

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Someone ejaculating onto your body? Yes please or No way?

As long as I was expecting it then yes.

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Since it's tomorrow, and I likely won't be around. Best food and activity for the Fourth. (Example: Burgers and football.)

Umm... since I'm British I'm going to just go to work like normal.

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have you ever enconterd a haunted vagina before?

Nope, but sounds like one hell of a sweet gig for the ghost. :D

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What's your thought on Shota? Straight or not.

Not too fond of under-aged sex, no matter whether male or female. Just doesn't do anything for me.

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have you ever doubted in what you do, your bigger projects or the like?...if more than one time, when was the last time?

I always doubt myself and never feel entirely comfortable when handing the project over for approval.

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have ever someone told you to go and get help because of pervertedness?

Yeap, a religious nutjob who ended up getting herself pregnant after a one-night stand. >D

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the jewellery you currently wear

None. Remember, lazy day in bed so I'm not wearing anything, not even jewellery.

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edible underwear, yay or nay?

Nay, it gets gets sticky and yucky after the first few minutes.

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people always talk about size, length or technique, but what do you think how appreciable and effective is a penis's stiffness, so to say, how hard it is? to my mind people rarely pay particular attention to that

True. It certainly needs to be nice and firm to get the best action out of it. :)

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the best way to seduce you?

"So, do you wanna fuck or what?"

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spending hours on nothing but petting, cuddling and closeness without any sexual action in the end at all, awesome or too much of that?

Awesome

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boiled eggs for breakfast, yay or nay?

Nay. Not really too fond of eggs, had them far too much growing up.

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what if i was your tampon?

I'd end up never throwing you away.

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screeching noises like with a fork or a knife on a plate, not a problem or making you freak out?

Makes me winch, but that's about all.

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Where's the worst place you've ever woken up?

Where's the worst place you've ever woken up?

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Saturday 2 July 2011

If you won £150million what would you do with it?

If you won £150million what would you do with it?

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Is there something in your life you've always wanted to do, which was possible for you to go out and do right now, but you haven't done yet?

Is there something in your life you've always wanted to do, which was possible for you to go out and do right now, but you haven't done yet?

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If you had the opportunity to bring a cancelled TV show back which one would you choose?

If you had the opportunity to bring a cancelled TV show back which one would you choose?

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Kiss one, kill one, keep one: Martha Jones, Amy Pond and River Song?

Kiss one, kill one, keep one: Martha Jones, Amy Pond and River Song?

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The top three films of the year so far?

The top three films of the year so far?

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Red, green or blue?

Red, green or blue?

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If you were trapped on an island with one musician who would you like it to be?

If you were trapped on an island with one musician who would you like it to be?

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Friday 1 July 2011

How many times do I need to tell you that I'm the only sane one left around here before you start believing me!?! ...wibble...

How many times do I need to tell you that I'm the only sane one left around here before you start believing me!?!...wibble...

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Do you know who Tara 'Nekro' deLioncourt is?

Do you know who Tara 'Nekro' deLioncourt is?

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Spanking? Punishment for naughty children or fun for naughty adults?

Spanking? Punishment for naughty children or fun for naughty adults?

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Disney? Trustworthy children's entertainment company or evil corporation bent on world domination?

Disney? Trustworthy children's entertainment company or evil corporation bent on world domination?

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