Thursday 29 March 2012

So hey. Have you ever woke up in a metal room with no doors or windows with your powers sapped but still having cell phone access? Where might that room be?

Wait a moment, how did you get in my 'play room' without my permission?

Whatever you do, don't press the big silver button beside the door, unless you want to be brutally abused by giant metal tentacles. >D

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I'm pretty such that's Manhattan down there. Anyone from NY? Been to NY?

I tried going to NY once, but there's some No Flight list thing which means I'm not allow into America or something. C'mon, I only tried to have the President assassinated a couple of times, are they really going to hold that against me forever?

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The heroes of Richmond, Virginia are a little...different. Are the heroes very different where you come from (not counting Greater Paragon City, obviously)?

They're all dead, if that's what you mean. >D

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Hello spandex-type people. I guess I'm new here. Sup.

Cape or competition?

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Anyone know if there's Portal Co in Miami or anywhere in south Florida? It'd be great if I didn't have to fly all the way back.

There was, or should I say there will have been, but some dastardly villain stole their main reactor to build themselves a bomb, or should I say to build myself a bomb. >D

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Sunday 25 March 2012

Anyone know the going price of a cargo ship?

Two assault rifles with five spare mags each, a dozen flashbang stun grenades and a canister of CS gas. Once you're on board head to the engine room and flood all compartments with the gas, then you just need to load your goons and away you go.

NB: Remember to kit your team out with gas masks, otherwise you'll have to recruit another team before setting sail.

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I have heard the phrase "Everyone has a price" a few times in a few different contexts. Is this true? What is your price?

Yes, it's true, although in some cases the price would be so great as to be impossible to pay.

As for my own price, that'd be telling. ;)

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Zombies are overrunning your location, would you trip an acquaintance to guarantee your escape? Let's assume they are actually a threat and could kill you.

Just an acquaintance? Sure, isn't that the whole reason they're there?

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Seeing red, Is this literal or figurative? Has it ever happened to you? What caused it?

Literal. If you get too worked up then excessive blood flow to the retina can alter your colour perception. Never actually happened to me though, I just get very creative with my vengeance.

Ask me about the mackerel in the computer monitor sometime. ;)

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Drama whores. Annoying or entertaining?

Depends on how close you get to them. Like a nuclear explosion, at a distance they can be a beautiful thing to watch, but get too close and it'll ruin your hair. :)

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If you were forever trapped in a cartoon world which one would you choose? And why?

Panty & Stockings With Garterbelt! :D

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So like, I'm minding my own business waiting to watch a movie and all and like this commercial comes on and got me curious. Would YOU drive yourself and your friends 965 to get some tacos? Ever take a road trip otherwise?

Once drove with friends 217 miles to see a guy about a lawnmower.

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OMG so sore and tired, who knew spending the day battling villainy could be so exhausting? What's your fav way of recovering from overuse?

Sponge baths are always good. Want a hand with that? ;)

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My name is alliterative. If your name had to be alliterative too, what would it be?

Umm, it's already Jessica Jones so I guess that answers the question. :)

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Is it possible to be in love with someone yet not attracted to them?

Yeap, and I've got a list of ex-boyfriends to prove it. :)

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After seeing The Hunger Games for like the 5th time already, I'm gonna start referring to myself as "The Girl Who Is On Fire." Ever find yourself inspired by a movie enough to add something about it to your rep or whatever?

When I saw Aliens I started calling myself Corporal all the time, does that count? :)

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So hey. I like just noticed that I have 198 followers but like most of you never say nothing. What's up? How's it going? Why are you like following me around?

I started following you I get lost easily and thought you looked like you knew where you were going. :D

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