Saturday 23 April 2011

So ever had a project lead to ANOTHER project? Totally just happened to me, working on super lightweight armor has led me to a new idea and a much more interesting theory... oh and I am back!

I usually run into the problem that all projects lead onto something else, most of the time in the middle of working on them. I'll get distracted by some minor detail, begin thinking about it and end up with a completely new piece of work, having not finished the first one.

This happened recently with my work for DarkBrain Comics, where they'd hired me to write a sequel to their online graphic novel 'Locked Out'. I got thinking about some of the details a little too much and ended up writing a PREQUEL for them at the same time as the sequel.

At least I got paid for the extra work. :D

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Monday 4 April 2011

What pairing do you want to see written as a fanfic and what would the pairing be called? (i.e. Androgyne + Aglow = Androglow)

Mynx and a Praetorian Mynx, with their tails tied together. XD

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A GRAY FACE has informed me that LT. XRELL's FIANCEE was seen "spending a sultry night" with GIDEON. It seems as though AGENLA's nymph nature has gotten the best of her. In the face of this INFIDELITY, who is at fault? Should she be FORGIVEN?

Why should anyone be at fault or need forgiveness? Sex is sex, and as long as everyone just relaxes and enjoys themselves I can't see a problem here.

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LT. XRELL. An informant spotted him under the influence of apparent MIND CONTROL providing intel to the PRAETORIAN ARMY. They discussed weak spots in PRIMAL EARTH defenses, VANGUARD secrets, and XRELL's dealings with The Circle of Thorns. Don't be fooled.

Gotta love it when they use 'Mind Control' as an excuse for doing something wrong. I remember when Mynx accused me of Mind Controlling her into the shower with me that time. She's such a lying slut!

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What are you most excited about today?

Seeing Chloe for drinks after work. Wearing a low-cut top to help give her an idea what I'll be looking for from her. ;;)

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Sunday 3 April 2011

RUMORS are circulating that the ULTIGLOW fan fiction was so popular that ROGUE ENTERTAINMENT has bought the rights to film a movie version. Casting has been speculated upon, but hope remains for the actual heroines. Don't be -too- excited.

I heard they've successfully managed to get Uwe Boll involved with the project... oh wait, that's not good news! :O

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http://i55.tinypic.com/282guf5.jpg What is the purpose of this BLIMP? A search for PCA7738058 reveals a coded system for monitoring DNA PROTEIN. You are being MONITORED. Who is watching you? What do they want? Be careful, heroes. Don't be fooled.

Pro-League Baseball. They're using sophisticated DNA scanning technology coupled with pheromone delivery darts to control the love lives of everyone in the city, thus breeding superior players for the next generation!

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Ed Byrne is a great comedian. Fabulous material and wonderful sense of humor.

Yes, he is. Especially live. :)

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http://i53.tinypic.com/qsw21j.jpg The CLOCKWORK PALADIN in triplicate. The CLOCKWORK KING is amassing an ARMY while the heroes turn a blind eye to his KILLING SPREE. Further proof BLUE STEEL is only dependable if you've been KIDNAPPED. Don't be fooled.

If BLUE STEEL is only dependable if you've been kidnapped I'd be asking how he became so good at dealing with kidnap situations. I'd also be checking the crime reports in his home town for the number of missing persons during the time he was growing up.

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The song FRIDAY by REBECCA BLACK. "Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." Nonsensical lyrics. "Chillin' in the front seat, kickin' in the back seat." Seems like secret code, right? WRONG. She's just a really bad song writer. Nothing to fear.

The song IRONIC by ALANIS MORISSETTE. Even though the title claims that things are ironic, and the chorus literally states this ("Isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic. Yeah, I really do think..."), none of the things mentioned in the song are actually ironic at all!

Rain on your wedding day would only be ironic if you were a meteorologist, a black fly in your Chardonnay would only be ironic if you were an exteminator, etc.

Secret code? Lack of understanding of the term 'ironic'? I'll let you decide.

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Check your KEYBOARDS and check your CELL PHONES. If the serial code begins with 33CX, 28EK, 67MZ, or 11YT, your product was created with a CREY INDUSTRIES LISTENING DEVICE inside. Your conversations and passwords are being RECORDED. Don't be fooled.

You forgot to mention the mouse, the speakers and the USB plasma ball. XD

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Don't be fooled by CUTE ASCII ART or EMOTICONS. It's really SECRET CODE. They want to tell you I'm right, but they cannot. They are BEING CONTROLLED. But by WHOM? \ ( : | )

Controlled? :O

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THE ANDROGYNE has been identified at the OVERBROOK DAM. An eye witness reported it seemed to be messing with the water. It is IRRADIATING the city's water supply. It wants everyone to be just like it, for the human race to DIE OUT. Don't be fooled.

Nah, he was just watching Mynx skinny dipping.

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Would you rather watch a movie in the theater or at home?

Depends on who I'm with and what I can get them to do during the film. :)

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ULTIMOGIRL. She claims to hate Rikti, but we should know better. She fought the Rikti invasion, but her battlefield is now a destroyed and lifeless neighborhood with a HIVE of Rikti waiting to attack. Who was she REALLY fighting for? Don't be fooled.

You mean you haven't seen the sex tape of her and a squad of Rikti invaders? Her lawyers may shout rape, but I for one think she enjoyed all that otherworldly lovin'. And no sign of a 'Cease and Desist' to stop the tape being broadcast, why is that?

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I'd like to thank CAREANDCONTROL for pointing out my typo. Or was it? The letter "u" is absent from words like COLOR and ARMOR. Why? The letter "u" in such words and names is SECRET MIDNIGHTER CODE. It denotes willingness to be sacrificed for the society.

So... it's nothing to do with the fact Americans can't spell then? :P

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BRICKBREAKER. Professional Australian model. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. What is he running from? What has he done? News reports from February of 2010 show widespread DESTRUCTION in MELBORNE. Will we allow this MONSTER to remain among us? Don't be fooled.

Yes

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THE STATESMAN. Noble and heroic protector of Paragon City for 70+ years. Why can't he stop the RIKTI? Why can't he stop RECLUSE? The answer is simple: He doesn't want to. He wants to be NEEDED. How many lives must be lost for his HUBRIS? Don't be fooled.

26,186,273

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Saturday 2 April 2011

When you're lost, are you more likely to ask for directions or find your way without help?

I tend to just wander around enjoying the day until i end up where I need to be (which isn't always where I was planning to go.)

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